10 Ways to Know You are at Disneyland

Okay, so maybe its not 10 reasons, more like 7...but this is what I have come up with so far-

1) You wait in line (fastpass line), to wait in another line (acutal attraction line.
2) There is more ethnicity outside of "Its a Small World" then there is inside.
3) Your grumpy because everyone else is acting dopey.
4) You have to wait in line to get out of the park (that darn tram line!!)
5) You wait in line for lunch for what seems like forever, then the Japanese tour group in front of you orders 68 burgers and pays with 5 dollar bills.
6) You have to sign away the deed to your house to get a bottled water.
7) The bird that just pooped oh you was an anamatronic...

Oh Disneyland, my Disneyland. The happiest place on earth, and in my mind :)